Well, US Airways is still my favorite airline and I refuse to give up on them. Today, I am traveling from Charlotte to Jacksonville and of course I am flying US Airways. The flight number is 1251. I was looking forward to this flight being the beginning of a good streak. No luck on that front.
It’s 10:22 as I sit on the plane in seat 14D. Unfortunately, it should be 10:07 but this is not a Hot Tub Time Machine. This is US Air and we were late boarding by 15 minutes. This may not seem like a big deal but I have a packed schedule in Jacksonville. I am eager to get there and get started. Kudos to US Air for announcing the late boarding and then following up with a notification at exactly the time they said they would provide an update. Any way you look at it, we boarded late.
So, we boarded late because of a “maintenance issue”. I am very happy that they chose to fix it first because I don’t think the technology to do maintenance in the air exists yet. The slightly worrisome thing about the flight is that after I was seated and before the captain announced his greeting there was an alarm that lasted around 5 – 10 seconds. What the heck was that and was it related to the maintenance issue? I guess I will never know.
The captain reinforced that we should listen to the flight attendants so I decided to do so. His exact words were “… No
matter how many times you have flown, it is always good to listen to their important information …” Uh, ok. In my mind, I was thinking they would do the normal “1L 1R” and “Fasten your belt tight around the waist by pulling the end” talks. Guess what? They did! Then, I got a chuckle out of it. The attendant then did the emergency lights exit row part and pointed to the ground to the “lights”. Well, I didn’t see any lights but I did see a string (see pic below). I poltilely asked the attendant, “That?” He chuckled. Needless to say, a chuckle was not the response I was expecting. I still wonder to myself at 10:35 if he will pick it up or is he in the back laughing with the other attendants about it the smarty pants passenger in 14D. What I do know is that if the plane crashes, I will pick up the string and be safe. Phew …
The ambience has greatly improved. The intermittent 1-3 second long beeping noise has stopped. Thankfully, when I get fixated on something I count, catalog, and generally obsess even more on it. So, at 10:41, we have experienced sixteen 1-3 second beeps. I have got to listen to music at this point so I don’t hear the beep anymore.
Oh my! We have an update in the safety features of the plane! We now have a cap of some sort to guide us to the exit. Perhaps, I can create a tool of some sort from the string and the cap to bale water out of the plane if we crash in the water. That might take a while. Oh, I know … I will use the cap as a thimble as I repair the inevitable hole in my shirt that will occur after we crash and the string / cap combo guides me to the exit. Of course, first, I will tie the string around my finger to remember to follow it to the exit because the singular aisle in the plane is sure to be confusing in case of an accident. String and Cap Safety Friends – I love you for making me feel safe.
Ironically, “Signs” just came on my iPhone. I think a sign on the floor like an arrow might provide more guidance than the string. But what do I know?
Ok. Time to land. I wonder if my luggage is ok. We’ll see.
- Dana







